conor (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} roundthecorner) wrote,@ 2004-08-21 20:41:00 |
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what's in the box?
i woke early this morning when something touched me on the head. it was a small dark lump - hey, it's a kitten! (thank you bizarre half-asleep brain.) i pat the kitten, to find it unresposive and furless. so i try to pick it up, figuring it's a sock or something. AND IT MOVES! i stare at it and try to figure out what it is: small, warm, furless though kinda hairy and alive. i come up with pig or bat, neither of which help me out very much.
- emmett, there's something in the bed.
- it's probably my hand.
this is why i never sleep with people.
i woke early this morning when something touched me on the head. it was a small dark lump - hey, it's a kitten! (thank you bizarre half-asleep brain.) i pat the kitten, to find it unresposive and furless. so i try to pick it up, figuring it's a sock or something. AND IT MOVES! i stare at it and try to figure out what it is: small, warm, furless though kinda hairy and alive. i come up with pig or bat, neither of which help me out very much.
- emmett, there's something in the bed.
- it's probably my hand.
this is why i never sleep with people.
